<mbac> Awww, my client is putting his dog to sleep tomorrow.
<fawx> aww
<rebrane> i love my dead gay dog
<fawx> where will he get his free huHello,
<fawx> I started a new website for women like me - Married & Lonely. We're
       looking for guys like you !
<fawx> oops
<fawx> aksjgalksjf

<dav> i wish i had more sausage rolls :|
<bai> me too
<rebrane> i like saaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuusaaaaageeeeeees
<rebrane> where are the sausages
<dav> IT'S A LONG WAY / TO THE TOP / IF YOU WANT A SAUSAGE ROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
<rebrane> you are so lame
<dav> wait
<XDA> im doing laundry
<dav> IT'S A LONG WAY / TO THE SHOP / IF YOU WANT A SAUSAGE ROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

<miah> i'm not afraid to discuss spirituallity
<miah> i just understand that it is not possible to discuss abstract things on
+      irc
<Coolio> miah it's very possible
<Coolio> it's the best place to
<Coolio> better than usenet even
<bai> haha what about "in person"
<rebrane> in person sucks
<Coolio> it's soooooo much harder to discuss politics or religion in person
<rebrane> because two people can't talk at the same time
<Coolio> yeah
<rebrane> these primitive concurrency issues stifle conversation
<Coolio> also in person i want to punch people
<Coolio> and strangle them

<rebrane> 202.161.108.121 - - [12/Dec/2002:02:48:45 -0800] "GET /morons.html
+         HTTP/1.1" 200 31686 "http://www.google.
+         com/search?q=father+daughter+sex+irc&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&start=60&sa=N
+         " "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)"
<rebrane> : |

<dav> our search - "ice cream man guild" - did not match any documents.
<dav> man
<dav> why are they so fucking secretive?

<skitzo> FILTHY SLUTS ABSURD AND RAPED
<skitzo> ahha
<ian> ahaha
<skitzo> i love jap porn titles
<ian> let's have a pool
<ian> which city gets hit tomorrow
<skitzo> WE ARE ON ORANGE ALERT
<skitzo> DONT TALK LIKE THAT
<ian> PERRYWINKLE BLUE ALERT
<skitzo> DOO DOO BROWN ALERT
<ian> MAUVE ALERT

<skitzo> the first time i beat off i remember watching punky brewster

<roman> alright, well
<roman> Unix System Administrators
<roman> S avvy
<roman> U p lifting
<roman> C reative
<roman> C onvivial
<roman> E nthusiastic
<roman> S alient
<roman> S pirited
<roman> F ast
<roman> U nceremonious
<roman> L eadership
<roman> S uper Charge
<roman> T eam Player
<roman> A daptable
<roman> R esourceful
<roman> T rust Worthy
<roman> U ltra helpful
<roman> P ersonable
<roman> ahhahahahaha
<roman> i'm applying for it
<shiro> don't take it the wrong way when i hit you in the face with this baseball bat

<roman> hahaha yeah, i fucked that voicemail up good
<roman> i'm sorry sir, she's not at her desk, do you want her voicemail?
<roman> i was like "alright"
<roman> and then when i start talking, i babble a shitload and i'm like.. "hmm..
+       that's about it.. that's all i have to say.. ... alright fuck it" and
+       hung up
<rebrane_> you said 'alright fuck it'?
<roman> yeah 

<skitzo> i wonder how many chick peter north has fucked
<skitzo> hes in like 90% of the porns i see
<skitzo> that fucker can drown a bitch in jizz
<skitzo> ive never seen so much spunk come out of a cock
<skitzo> not that im a spunk out of the dick specialist or anything

<roman> i would strangle a hippie for some weed right now
<dav> i kneed a dude in the balls today
<roman> ahahha dav
<Coolio> hahahahahah
<rebrane_> HAHAHA dav
<doormatt> haha 
<rebrane_> it's really funny how you were ahahaha getting ready for school.. and
+          now you're home from school
<dav> hahaha 
<rebrane_> haha and while you were at school i was getting high and at a greasy
+          spoon
<doormatt> ahhahaa what?
<rebrane_> doormatt doesn't realize the power of time zones
<rebrane_> in dav's brain it's 3 pm
<roman> i'm free in all the ways that i never will step foot into a school ever
+       again
<doormatt> rebrane, i think youre mad
<rebrane_> he's a little crazy
<doormatt> haha 
<rebrane_> ahahaha, he thinks i'm wrong
<Coolio> ahahhahaha 
<Coolio> hahahahahahahah 
<dav> it's 5pm
<Coolio> aahahaha aaaa ahahahaha i'm LOLing ththahahahah
<Coolio> aahahhaah 
<roman> i've decided that i'm never goign to college
<doormatt> hahaha 
<doormatt> roman damn thats cool
<Coolio> iho fuck we've fucked up here
<Coolio> i'm dying of laughter and joy

<roman> i feel guilty for not trying to get foob some ass at the club on friday
<Coolio> he has a mail order doctorate of journalism
<rebrane_> no, he's got an honorary doctorate from a real school
<doormatt> thats worthless : |
<rebrane_> brown or something
<Coolio> now he does
<rebrane_> roman, can't he get his own ass?
<doormatt> reb, does he really?
<roman> because i was fucking pimping it hard, i was dancing with two bitches at
+       the same time and making out with one of them
<rebrane_> coolio: oh. before that he didn't have anythingAHAHAHAHA roman
<Coolio> but in the 70s it was his mail order diploma that he called himself a
+        doctor for
<rebrane_> i can just see that and then there's foob on the wall like : /
<roman> i tried to not look at his face

<Dr_Auknix> this chick at work, actually my boss now, she can fit her entire
+           fist into her mouth, and she doesnt have a big mouth either

<mbac_> it turns out that i just met Leona Helmsley's Driver's Son.
<mbac_> Who is interested in working at nyct.net
<inst> i am.
<rebrane> ME
<Coolio> i am
<mbac_> NO, MORONS
<mbac_> it was an extension of the last sentence

<Coolio> i'm so addicted to opium

<ian> Dear Sir,
<ian> Please could you forward any monies made payable to my Father, Mr G.A. Berresford.
<ian> Account No.   501022112
<ian> Send to Mr G.A. Berresford,
<ian> No. 3, Vicarage Close
<Coolio> what the shit?
<ian> Shillington 
<ian> Herts 
<ian> SG5 3LS
<ian> Regards Ray Berresford.
<ian> From: "Robot Security" <mail@robotsecurity.co.uk>
<ian> ahaha fuck if i know

<rebrane_> warren!
<rebrane_> it's time to celebrate
<Warren> reb!! 
<Warren> celebrate what?
<shiro-> just an excuse to smoke
<rebrane_> right, exactly

<GAlexand> though 'nothing to do but get drunk and look at stuff' seems true
+         enough about alaska now.
<Coolio> like the rest of the country is any different
<Coolio> or the rest of the world
<Coolio> that's what human civilization does... get drunk and look at stuff

<dav> rebrane, i have some cigarettes called 'kangaroo shit'
<dav> they taste like SHIT HAHA
<rebrane> uhhh

<ian> man, only drugs could come up with 'double jewish bacon sisters' or
+     'they love rubbing the fudge on their fudge rods'
<ian> only when you're free of any associations between words can the truly
+     esoteric be exposed
<ian> even if words become redundant they take on new forms to you, the
+     tripped out person
<ian> when i say stuff like that, i'm thinking of what's new and fresh on a
+     purely sonic level
<ian> what sounds funny, butstill makes words
<ian> i can't do it sober either
<ian> which is why i'm drunk right now
<GAlexand> hahahah
<GAlexand> double jewish bacon sisters has the same feel as rubber baby
+          buggy bumpers
<ian> oh my god somebody was listening

<ian> HUNG OVER
<shiro> ian!!!!!!
<ian> please... don't yell

<roman> as soon as i wake up, i'm going to the atm to get 200 bucks..
<roman> then i'm ordering a whore
<foobar> haha roman no you're not
<roman> dude, i called one today and she was like "do you need company for
+       tonight?" and i was like "well, maybe" and she was like "for 200, i
+       stay an hour and a half, we get naked and we get nasty"
<roman> you order them like pizza, dude

<dok> no problems / why? / cuz i got it like that / i baby-bam-beebopped an
+     african rap / my partner by my side passin me beers in the cut / it may
+     be chilly-chill but hey so what? / ducats in my pocket, vine is in my
+     hand / i got it like that but you still don't understand / it comes to
+     me natural, it comes to me easy / i never worked a day in my life / i
+     just lay back and let the big beat leave me / single jungle brother no
+     kids no wife / i just lay back and let
<rebrane> stop that
<dok> okay

<Primary> I was walking along and I hear this fucking barking and then all
+         of the sudden it's got my leg and I'm like
+         "AAAAAAAGHGAHHGSDGDAHDGSDGAHDGS" and run and fucking fall and
+         destroy my knees and work pants.
<rebrane> did you scream like a woman, reppy?
<Primary> no, I screamed a throaty man scream.

<ian> while you're asleep in your stupid dumb bed, a bunch of clowns are in your
+     yard planning for you to be dead
<ian> too many words
<ian> bunch of clowns in your yard they want to eat your head
<ian> ahahhaa that's the weed rapping now

<ian> Blunt Control and the Bluntington Bluntastic Squad
<foobar> yeah thats our rap group's name
<roman> that's awesome
<roman> i'm going to be on a track.. and it'll be Blunt Control featuring Rasta
+       Roman

<kerosine> i think that hoc-suggit.com would be a cool domain name
<kerosine> or tu-suggis.com
<kerosine> i hate drinking some powerade because once i drank some and my piss
+          came out blue

<rebrane> having no phone line in my apartment fucking sucks

<rebrane> I would like 1/4 lb. of this cheese please?
<rebrane> Could I taste this cheese please?
<rebrane> How much is this wine?
<rebrane> How much is this sandwich?
<rebrane> Would you like to make love?
<rebrane> Two herrings with onions please

<roman> my bullshit is good, trust me

<rebrane> roman got beat up by ani difranco's bodyguard
*** Coolio is now known as roman
<roman> no i didnd't

<Floid> Look at me, I'm a taiwanese bookmarks file
<Floid> Welcome to ##uO1q<H

*** Signoff: doormatt- (please on dont stelp trock opleaseo)

later...

<Coolio> what the fuck? this was your quit message matt: "please on dont
+        stelp trock opleaseo"
<doormatt-> coolio, damn dude

<Coolio> hey doc you in here
<Coolio> anybody here
<roman> i hereree ahhahahah
<Coolio> hey roman
<Coolio> is coolio there

<Floid> wall + door + cat = /.\\/\/.\/.\/.///.\\.?
<dav> ./\. .\/.
<ian> 8===D + O : = 8===D ~ ~ ~

<dok> holy shit
<dok> was i ircing last night?
<shiro> yeah, dok
<dok> glhaghohaigh
*** Signoff: dok

<shiro> manero, it's the art of sucking dick
<manero> shiro, not dick, cock
<shiro> it's dick, stupid

<kerosine> some guy named william johnson registered freedennis.com
<kerosine> he's in pasadena ca
<Coolio> i know him
<kerosine> you do?
<Coolio> yeah
<kerosine> well, that would make sense that he registered it then
<shiro> ahah coolio, who is it?
<Coolio> he's me and josh's friend
<kerosine> so is he starting a free coolio campaign
<kerosine> or free dennis
<Coolio> when i'm in jail i guess
<kerosine> campaign
<kerosine> haha
<Coolio> dude, do you have $20?

<roman> why did foob stop ircing?
<roman> he hasn't been on irc in a long time
<ian> i was at his house last night though
<roman> oh 
<roman> why hasn't he been on irc?
<ian> he's been stoned 24/7
<circles> the girl he's been making out with lately, is the daughter of blah
+         blah blah
<roman> jessica? 
<circles> yes 
<roman> what about that jana bitch?
<ian> he's swimming in bitches

<dok> Young Einstein!
<Floid> haha I got a copy of that for $2 at a book fair
<rebrane> but that's not a book
<Floid> I still haven't watched it
<Floid> rebrane, GET HIP TO Y2K
<rebrane> shut up

<roman> dude i was in the car with warren.. and warren goes like .. out of
+       nowhere.. 'DUDE DID YOU REALLY GET YOUR BELLY BUTTON PIERCED?' and i'm
+       like : | .. the ultimate peon face in his face

<manero> MANLY THINGS:
<manero> 1) JOHN WAYNE
<manero> 2) WAR MOVIES
<manero> 3) BEER BRATS
<rebrane-> 3) WAR MOVIES WITH JOHN WAYNE
<rebrane-> 4) FARTING
<manero> 5) LARGE CIGARS
<rebrane-> 6) CARS
<rebrane-> 7) FIRE
<manero> 8) BOWLING
<rebrane-> 9) CARS ON FIRE
<ian> 10) BEAR SUIT
<rebrane-> 11) GUNS
<rebrane-> 12) GUITARS
<skitzo> 11) ANAL SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE TOOL SHED
<Primary> 13) JOHN WAYNE'S GUN
<rebrane-> there's already an 11, skitzo

<skitzo> and roman you are too fucking blond
<roman> shut the fuck up
<skitzo> put my cock back in your mouth and get to suckin
<roman> skitzo, i'm going to be at your house in 5 weeks
<skitzo> and im gonna be looking thru the peephole laughing at you while you
+        shiver on my porch
<roman> you're not going to be laughing when you're tied up and watching your tv
+       and computer being carried out to a uhaul

<roman> Lastest News: I recently excepted to The University of Northern
+       Colorado. I also got my belly Button pierced!

<manr00> put the cat on irc again
<ian> okay hold on
<ian> EE QW
<ian> 2
<ian> G CCCCCCCC--
<manr00> HOW CUTE
<ian> ZZ5=======1111111
<ian> i just keep running it over the keyboard

<foobar> hahahahah man before we went to sleep last night
<foobar> jana was like "tell me a story"
<foobar> so i thought and thought
<foobar> and then i told her the super mario brothers story

<Primary> coolio: send me that bmgmm series
<Coolio> okay
<Primary> wait, no, wait
<Primary> coolio: I sent that to you last time you were stoned and I sent you
+         porn
<Coolio> i thought i sent it to YOU
<Primary> if you sent it to me, where did you get it from?
<Coolio> oh god i don't know
<Coolio> from you
<Coolio> hmm
<Primary> hahaha
<Coolio> seems to be some logical inconsitancy there

<ian> l3.`;qwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssszxasss
+     ssvvvvvvvyyyyyyyyyfvxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxqqqqq,
<ian> says the kitten

<roman> i hate bitches
<roman> that stupid bitch that i left at the theater, she called me and says
+       that she wants to have a 'relationship'
<roman> so i'm like "i'll think about it" and hung up
<roman> little does she know that i finished thinking before i finished
+       talking, and the answer is YES
<roman> haha, i mean, the answer is NO

<roman> anal tea
<Coolio> hahahaha what?
<Coolio> YOU FUCKER
<Coolio> YOU FUCKER
<Coolio> YOU MADE ME LAUGH OUT MY HUUUUGE HIT
<roman> ahahahahahhaha
<Coolio> you now owe me $.50
<roman> i'll give it to you in two weeks

<roman> see dude.. this beer commercial makes me want to drink beer really bad
<roman> this is the best beer commercial EVER
<roman> samuel adams definitely deserves my money

<Coolio> hahahah wow, my dick is all big and warm and flopping around
<rebrane-> uh
<Coolio> what teh fuck
<rebrane-> tell us more about your dick, coolio
<Coolio> i'm never wearing pants again

<rebrane-> what's today?
<roman> sunday
<rebrane-> no, it's monday
<roman> i thought it was sunday

<rebrane-> WHAT'S ON CNN.COM WHAT'S ON SLASHDOT
<rebrane-> WHO CARES ABOUT IT ALL
<roman> HAHAHAAWHO HG HT WHAT THE FUC HG

<roman> man, i ruined my stomach with something i ate today
<rebrane-> eggs?
<roman> no,i .. fuck i'll brb
*** Signoff: roman (zhhz)

<Coolio> drugs made me gay

<roman> ahhahaha, i did the worst thing ever
<roman> ok.. i took this bitch out on a date.. and we went to see mission
+       impossible just now
<roman> and during the whole ride to the theater, she was talking about how she
+       would be feeling me up during the movie and shit
<roman> but then halway through the movie, she's not feeling me up, i'm not
+       feeling her up, and she's sitting almost like.. facing away from me
<roman> so i just got up and left and drove home
<JazmanG> with the girl?
<roman> no, i left her at the theater

<Dr_Warren> i dotn have any monkey
<Dr_Warren> er, money
<Dr_Warren> jajajaja
<Dr_Warren> er

<Dr_Warren> pockets rule
<doormatt> pockets are weird
<doormatt> i like to wear pockets though
*** Signoff: doormatt (leaving)

<roman> guess what i'm eating?
<Coolio> roman, what?
<roman> a candy bar from lithuania called BINGO
<Dr_Warren> ahahahahahaha
<Coolio> hahahaha
<roman> it seems as if this candy bar just made me make the ugliest face i've
+       ever made
<roman> i'm throwing it away

<roman> NUUUHHH
<roman> oh god
<Dr_Warren> oh god
<roman> oh god
<Dr_Warren> oh god
<shiro-> oh my god
<Primary> oh god
<ian> double jewish bacon sisters

<doormatt> haha "Mom, remember that weird from denver dude that showed up for a
+          bit? hes is going to live here for more"
<doormatt> jesus, i totally fucked up that wording
<rebrane> are you some kind of a retard
<doormatt> hhah

<roman> me and foob need two more people for our band
<rebrane> i'm in
<inst> i'm in
<roman> we're in san francisco
<rebrane> just let me learn how to play something
<inst> yeah i need to learn to play shit

<ian> scientists are working on the ultimate stoner food as we speak
<shiro> hahah ian, but they're stoner scientists, so they won't be done for
+       like 30 years
<shiro> i like to eat meal style food when i'm stoned
<ian> it'll be pizza with ramen on top with miniature pies and cookies
<shiro> stuff like shoneys
<Dr_Warren> especially delivery..hahaha the best is ordering pizza before you
+           smoke, and then right about when you finish smoking up pizza shows
+           up and youre like "what...in...the...fuck...why did food just show
+           up"
<ian> ahahahaha yeah, timing is everything
<Primary> hahahah
<ian> everynight we're like, 'OKAY, ORDER..... NOW!' *bong noises*

<Coolio> i definitely need to reboot
<rebrane> seriously
<roman> yeah, seriously
<Coolio> what the fuck?
<Coolio> oh
<Coolio> the thing i said

<Coolio> i spent all day fantasizing about a multi-platform email/hacking worm
+        that sent everyone's pgp keys and .doc files and shit to everyone, and
+        flooded the root-servers, shutting the net down for weeks
<Coolio> and i filled it with info that led the fbi to know it was me but they
+        had no evidence so they gave me full immunity if i told thme
+        everything, and i got immunity for life for me and all you guys for
+        drug possession charges
<rebrane-> hahahaha
<Coolio> and i was famous and inst wrote a biography and he got rich and we all
+        lived happily ever after in the goonies mansion
<Dr_Warren> Coolio duude...if you ever fucking do that..you better get that
+           immunity shit for us
<roman> i think the ultimate thing to do would be to beat up one of those
+       bodybuilder bitches

<roman> dude, i haven't had a cigarette in almost 7 days.. but i haven't been
+       able to throw away all this tobacco shit
<Dr_Warren> dude, i could never do that..not smoke when i ahd cigarettes around
+           me
<Dr_Warren> its pretty easy for me to not smoke for days at a time if i dont
+           have cigarettes
<roman> dude, if i'm this FUCK THERE'S A MOTH IN MY ROOM

<skitzo> haha i came home one night and was smashed watching porn about to jerk
+        and i was playing with my saq going 'damn my saq is all numb...hmmmm..
+        ..maybe i should take this earring stud i have and pierce my scroat' i
+        never snapped out of drunkness so quick as when i took another second
+        to think about what i was seriously considering
<rebrane> hahahaha why would you pierce your scrotum
<skitzo> dude i dont know
<roman> ahahahhahahahhahahhahaha
<rebrane> that's about the last body part ever to pierce
<skitzo> it seemed like a real good idea when i was sitting there
<skitzo> it was numb as fuck
<rebrane> maybe piercing.. like.. your kneecap would be worse
<skitzo> then i was all fdhsakfjdkfjadskfjd.. WTF am i thinking
<roman> skitzo, can you take everclear shots?
<skitzo> yeah
<Dr_Warren> skitzo have you ever had moonshine?
<skitzo> warren my friend has a fucking still

<rebrane> hglua
<roman> shhgh
<rebrane> tfg
<roman> ffghghbb
<rebrane> ]ggfdhfg
<roman> bughahgjjj
<shiro> lbjlblhgkhgk

<Primary> I've already decided that reality is subjective. Your kind can't hurt
+         me.
<rebrane> you know, we'd probably worry if anyone but you said that
<rebrane> i wonder why that is
<Primary> I know, but do you?
<rebrane> no. why?
<Primary> Is it, perhaps, because I'm the archbishop of the church of unreality
+         and that I should fucking know what I'm talking about?
<rebrane> no.
<rebrane> maybe we should worry, i suppose
<Primary> Then it's probably because of my armed bodyguards, Bert and Ernie.
<rebrane> shut u[
<rebrane> [
<rebrane> p

<Coolio> i can get a job as a bank robber
<foobar> coolio you'd get fired from that too
<foobar> you wouldn't show up
<Primary> yeah, you wouldn't show up
<Primary> damnit, foob
<Coolio> shut the fuck up

<foobar> ok, well, im clearly not going to finish this chem quiz in time
+        for class
<foobar> fuck
<foobar> i hope they drop the lowest quiz score : |
<shiro> what's it mmatter?
<shiro> you're dropping out
<foobar> you're right!
<shiro> blinding flash of insight, eh
<shiro> in fact, i encourage you not to go to class at all
<foobar> i'm not!
<foobar> i should figure out where the exam is tonight though

<ian> >Ian,
<ian> >    I caught clearly your comment about smoking in the building and agree
<ian> >that it is inappropriate and needs to go out with the transition.  But,
<ian> >don't imply that disrespecting an employee by making inappropriate comments
<ian> >about an employees appearance is similar or somehow justified because of it.
<ian> >No matter how easy going Taran is, he took away from that encounter that
<ian> >Greg disrespects him because of his appearance. Using my office before I get
<ian> >my stuff out is disrespectful.
<ian> >    With regards to the smoking, If you want to say it to me, say it to me,
<ian> >but expect to play by the same rules. To some extent splitting eight balls
<ian> >with employees is inappropriate too.  You may not be casting stones from a
<ian> >glass house but it has windows. This is not the point though, the point is
<ian> >that we respect individuals, their individuality and their feelings and if
<ian> >we can't do that I don't want to be involved.
<ian> >Michael
<ian> hahaha
<ian> i don't know what that's about at all
<ian> i dont even work in an office

<skitzo> hahahah i came out of the store today after work and these two mormos
+        were out front and as im leaving they are all 'sir... excuse me sir
+        can i speak with you for a second' so i say 'i just got off work and
+        im tired, i dont have time to listen to your jesus jabber' the dude
+        gives me a :{ look then says 'i was just going to ask you for change
+        for a dollar so i could use the phone'
<rebrane-> hahahahahahahaha
<rebrane-> he was totally lying
<skitzo> yeah thats what i thought
<skitzo> i just walked off
<ian> ahahaha who the fuck says 'sir... excuse me sir can i speak with you for
+     a second' for that
<rebrane-> that's what they're supposed to say if they get called on it, i bet
<skitzo> cause he could have walked into the store to get change
<rebrane-> no shit
<rebrane-> haha i bet he walked in the store and was like 'excuse me sir' and
+          the guy was like 'get out jesus freak'
<ian> hahaha go back and do it again, but let him use your cell
<ian> aand hold a gun to his head

<ian> i'm evolving every pokemon i catch
<Coolio> don't man they turn out shittier

<foobar> to stone, or not to stone: that is the question; whether 'tis funner
+        in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous sobriety, or
+        to take bongs against a head of clarity, and by hitting joints end
+        them? to smoke: to wank; no more;
<rebrane> just fucking toke it up dumbass
<foobar> the weather is pretty nice outside today
<circles> i'm really bad at soldering. :(
<foobar> i think i'll roll myself a fatty joint
<rebrane> exactly
<rebrane> too bad i'm tired of pot. : |
<foobar> seeif you can find some heroin
<rebrane> that's a good idea

4/21 7 PM

<dav> i cant find an IIS thing in services
<Coolio> www service? http service?
<Coolio> look for something that looks like a web server
<dav> i'll just enable everything
<rebrane> what a good idea
<rebrane> so let's recap
<Coolio> dav, don't forget to enable cmd.exe running as Administrator
+        bound to port 31337
<rebrane> you're * enabling a lot of services that you don't know what they do
<rebrane> and * then telling your ip address to an fbi-wanted hacker
<foobar> what state is nf?
<Coolio> shut up i'm not a hacker any more and i could get his ip anyways if i
+        wasn't too lazy to reboot
<dav> ahahahah whaty the fuck
<dav> cmd.exe
<foobar> damn, i really wanted to smoke another joint before i ate this
+        ice cream bar, but its calling to me
<rebrane> foobar, NF is newfoundland canada
<foobar> oh
<dav> coolio why dont i let you use the nt5 telnet thing
<dav> and you do it heh
<rebrane> i won't even bother recapping that

4/20 12 AM

<foobar> aw yeah
<foobar> im gonna install autocad 2000 tonight and do some drafting,
+        motherfucker
<rebrane_> i'm so bored
<rebrane_> i've been doing shit all day and now i'm just sitting in front of my
+          computer
<skitzo> reb lets cybercirclejerk
<skitzo> ill say go then type done when you jizz
<skitzo> ready?
<skitzo> go
<skitzo> done

4/19 1 PM

<foobar> i have 10 minutes before class.. time to JERK MYSELF RAW
<foobar> the great thing about dorm life is you learn to take advantage of
+        those little windows of time
<Primary> what, like I don't already?
<foobar> uh
<foobar> nevermind, you'll never understand
<shiro-> hahaha
<Coolio> i'm great at wasting lots of time
<Primary> haha I missed the bus today because I didn't wanna quit jerking
<shiro-> hahah reppy
<shiro-> coolio, me too
<Coolio> i came to work an hour late so icould jerk
<Coolio> and blamed it on my watch not being set for daylight savings time

4/18 12 AM

<rebrane> i want a tattoo of the nike swoosh on my forehead
<MowSkwoz> neil, definitely.
<MowSkwoz> god, that would hurt.
<rebrane> ./
<MowSkwoz> ./
<roman> ./
<rebrane> SWOOSH!
<roman> farting